When your boyfriend makes you feel more frustrated than loved, your heart sputters out of control and your body goes off on an emotional rampage. You become that dangerous, wild elephant from the hot Sub-African desert; where millions of people get their laughs from watching a mammoth size beast on the discovery channel trample an innocent man to death with your big, stinky feet.

Yeah, I find myself in the same inescapable situation (me being the wild elephant, of course)--more so than most people find themselves taking a bath each week.